Skjult sex i 'Star Wars'

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Få film i verdenshistorien har tiltrukket så mange nørder som 'Star Wars'-serien - og hvor der er nørder, er der pubertær humor og en endeløst flod af både gode og mindre innovative ideer.

Hvordan man vil bedømme følgende, skal stå den enkelte læser frit, men her på redaktionen kunne vi nu ikke lade være med at trække på smilebåndet over www.dayofthejedi.com, der har gennemtrevlet de tre første stjernekrigsfilm for seksuelt antydende replikker.

Vi bringer her replikkerne i ikke oversat form, da den slags som regel gør sig bedst på originalsproget (ikke Shyriiwook. red.).

Fra Star Wars Episode IV
10. 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'
9. 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
8. 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
7. 'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
6. 'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
5. 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
4. 'Sorry about the mess...'
3. 'Look at the size of that thing!'
2. 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
1. 'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

Star Wars Episode V
9. 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'
8. 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'
7. 'But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm...'
6. 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'
5. 'Hurry up, golden-rod...'
4. 'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?'
3. 'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'
2. 'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'
1. 'Control, control! You must learn control!'

Star Wars Episode VI
10. 'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'
9. 'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'
8. 'I never knew I had it in me.'
7. 'There is good in him, I've felt it.'
6. 'Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.'
5. 'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one.'
4. 'Back door, huh? Good idea!'
3. 'She's gonna blow!'
2. 'I think you'll fit in nicely.'
1. 'Rise, my friend.'